They are so dumb
(Inspired by real events)
yellow pikmin my beloved
bot:
so uh. Was anyone going to tell me that the pink fairy armadillo is only six inches long
littlest babey……
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gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:
tfw you’re bothering a cat but not enough for it to MOVE so it just looks Disapprovingly at you
I would just like to point out. The ears are pointing forward. The cat’s sprawling out more as the bowl is shimmied as opposed to getting up to try and get out. That expression is hardly what i’d call disappointment.
It’s actually enjoying being gently jostled! Can’t explain why, though. Could be the soothing jiggling motions, like how we sit in a vibrating massage chair sometimes. Or maybe it just sees this as an amusement part ride of sorts. Whatever it is, i can tell the cat is very relaxed and trusting of the person holding it in the bowl. I rate this VERY cute!reblog to get jiggled
get jiggled, idiot!
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i get kidnapped by a rich creep and he does the whole “have dinner with me wearing this specific dress
(or die)” thing and i’m like okay lol let’s see the dress and it turns out the dress doesn’t fit me because the loser just thought he could grab any old low-cut red dress off the rack because he’s a man and so i have to explain that there are very very few dresses that actually fit my weird proportions and so we take the fancy dinner to go and spend four hours dress shopping and then sometime around dress #27 i make my daring escape and he doesn’t even bother to pursue me because he’s so tired of shoppingbargain basement shit tier creep doesn’t even know your measurements from watching you in his van for months, this is a red flag ladies!!! 😫❌🚨🚨🚨💅
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what is she?
“villains” with the sidekick they swear they didn’t want
and then they adopted each other and lived happily ever after, the end
(HA)so yeah, go watch Nimona, it’s great
Getting all the sages in TOTK
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my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead
FOUND IT
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Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell
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